Wait, wait, wait. My brother got a boyfriend when I can’t even get a friend to organize plans with me.
…excuse me while I just cook til there’s nothing left in the house then go and jump in Starks pond
I’m the one who asked him out and i literally almost cried through the entire process.
Don’t do anything stupid, please,
Good for you. I’m happy for you
…don’t tell ma I’m smoking in the house
don’t talk to me in that tone of voice young man
it would be p hypocritical of me to because i sit there sucking on the shit